I'm Alaskan You Out

I won the world at a carnival

- Sep 4
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
- #insult
- #epic
- 51871
- Sep 9
- Source
peetaah:

I need this fork.

(Source: peetaah)
- #epic
- #fork
- Sep 10
So these pictures pretty much describe my night.

The Iggy - was a bad ass, but he kept trying to jump off everything.

The Jesus Cup - Made my wine taste funny … but totally worth it

The Duck - My friend has a fucking duck living in her bathroom! Your argument is invalid.

The Turtle - Was a dick, hence the bad photo. Oh, and she tried to bite me.

The Contraption - If you don’t know what it is, its ok. Your just not as cool as me.

The Crabs - Didn’t really do much. But they were pretty.
- #epic
- #crabs
- #duck
- #good night
- 17
- Sep 16
- #awesome
- #win
- #epic
- #cozy
- Sep 16
THEY ARE ADORABLE!!

He is a bad ass

and she is just cool because she is married to him
- #WIN
- #epic
- #Old People
- Sep 22
He is a god among men!!